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Old Oct 26, 2007, 02:40 PM // 14:40   #701
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STOP SCREWING AROUND!!! You guys screw around to much....

*Tosses more tequila shots around*
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Old Oct 26, 2007, 03:42 PM // 15:42   #702
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*dodges it*
*just sit's down because i'm bored*
*waiting for azzer20 to get on so I could make fun of him more :P*
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Old Oct 26, 2007, 04:52 PM // 16:52   #703
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*Lies down*
*Sleeps*
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Old Oct 26, 2007, 05:29 PM // 17:29   #704
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*walks into the bar*
*This is SPARTA..... i meant.. Black Hole Bar*
*kicks everyone in the head*
*pulled out BFG9001 and blow up the bar table*
*order some beers....*
*bash over my head... who wants some*
*dance like a wammo inside the bar*
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Old Oct 27, 2007, 10:14 AM // 10:14   #705
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*Lights Dim*
*I emerge from the shadows, and walk calmly to the center as flying bottles pass through my incorporeal form*
*Flame Burst*
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Old Oct 27, 2007, 02:36 PM // 14:36   #706
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*walks into the bar for the 20091th time*
*slams into foundation (breaking it)*
*bar crumbles down*
*drinks witch's brew and a shot of abstine*
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Old Oct 27, 2007, 03:16 PM // 15:16   #707
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*walks into bar*
*screams*
*walks out*
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Old Oct 27, 2007, 03:38 PM // 15:38   #708
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*walks into bar *
*orders beer*
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Old Oct 27, 2007, 11:45 PM // 23:45   #709
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*acts suspicious*
*orders beer for nearest hot chick*
*realised there are none*
*shoves bottle down throat*
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Old Oct 28, 2007, 12:22 AM // 00:22   #710
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*walks up to Doberman*
*says hi*
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Old Oct 28, 2007, 09:02 AM // 09:02   #711
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*Orders some strippers*
*Drinks more beer*
*Waits*
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Old Oct 28, 2007, 03:10 PM // 15:10   #712
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*kidnappes one of the strippers*
*draged her to a dark room*
*laughs*
*feels good
DDDD*
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Old Oct 28, 2007, 03:32 PM // 15:32   #713
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*Walks in on warhawk and one of my strippers*
*Beats him to death with a pool cue*
*Grabs stripper*
*Walks out*
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Old Oct 28, 2007, 10:24 PM // 22:24   #714
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*gets a sniper*
*shoots the stripper*
*watches her die*
*watches leprechaun cry in agony*
*laugh*
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Old Oct 28, 2007, 10:30 PM // 22:30   #715
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*Licks Soulless Warhawk*
*Grabs suit case*
*Opens suit case*
*50 000 cats jump out and go crazy!*
*Hides in toilet cubicle*
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Old Oct 29, 2007, 12:53 AM // 00:53   #716
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*goes into a closet*
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Old Oct 29, 2007, 02:52 AM // 02:52   #717
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*Begins closing suit case*
*All cats jump in*
*Suit case explodes*
*Out comes huge tiger*
*Starts riding the tiger around making Zoidberg sounds*
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Old Oct 29, 2007, 03:32 AM // 03:32   #718
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* calls flying carpet*
*jumps on it*
*fly off to the moon*
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Old Oct 29, 2007, 10:49 AM // 10:49   #719
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*Super glues wings to tiger*
*Makes tiger fly to sun*
*Gets burnt, flies to Mars*
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Old Oct 29, 2007, 07:56 PM // 19:56   #720
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*flys to mars
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kick Holly off the mars surface*
*watch him die *
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